What are two girls – one in a school uniform and one in plainclothes – planning to do to the elementary school that detective Hazama (Marius Yo) attends in Kodomo Keishi (コドモ警視)? Probably something surprising.

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There’s nothing surprising about the classroom scene that follow, though. As usual, Yumi (Minamino Saki) has a plan to get Hazama. This time, it’s a contest of some sort, but Hazama rejects the notion as politely as he can manage.

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He walks out leaving a disappointed Yumi in his wake. Before he can reflect on this, he hears a shout and finds Takamura (Shaku Yumiko) at the base of the stairs in pain.

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Well, everyone likes Takamura, so it doesn’t take much to get Hazama involved this time. Did someone push Takamura down the stairs? If so, who and why?

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Hazama’s teacher tries to scoop Hazama in the hope of winning Takamura’s everlasting adoration.

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But Hazama is much more serious about getting to work.

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They return to the scene of the crime, and Hazama follows the stairs up to the roof of the building, where he finds a girl – the one in plainclothes we saw at the beginning of the episode (Hazama’s school thankfully doesn’t require uniforms).

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Hazama’s teacher puts the blame on her immediately, accusing her of pushing Takamura. Well, he’s hardly known for being reasonable.

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With a smile, she comes up with a crazy and lengthy story that I couldn’t follow (I don’t even have Japanese subtitles to help me look up the words). Her behavior is extremely strange, though, and she throws in all sorts of stuff, including teleportation and claiming to be an esper.

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When they clearly don’t believe her tall tale, she insists that she has evidence that she’s special – two photos which show her in different places at the same time (or one minute apart, anyway).

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But really, there are so many ways that evidence could be fabricated, it’s not even worthwhile to bring the photos out. The newspapers she holds in the photos aren’t definitive evidence of the date – you can keep a paper for more than a day, after all. There’s always photoshop. And of course, in this case we know she has a twin – her counterpart who goes to the school with the uniforms. The different arrangement of the scarves is sort of a tip-off.

Perhaps there’s something else about the photos that makes this evidence more credible, since the characters all seem surprised.

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At least Hazama quickly concludes that the girl isn’t an esper – I’m surprised he had to give it as much thought as he did, though.

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Hazama has his talk with Takamura, and it’s a bit more poignant this time, since Takamura is the victim of the case. She seems to suspect the involvement of the organization Hazama is supposed to be directing his powers to hunt down.

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Back to the esper girl, they confront her with Hazama’s conclusion that she doesn’t have special abilities after all . . .

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. . . but they seem to mention everything except for the possibility that she has a twin, so she manages to keep them guessing.

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Oh, and then she runs into the stairwell and then they suddenly see her waving from the gate in front of the school.

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Really, this is getting tedious. Are identical twins less prevalent in Japan or something? And are we really supposed to believe that this girl had something to do with Takamura falling down the stairs?

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